A Little Wayne Never Hurt Anyone

Post by Gerry McDonnell

As a lot as I appreciate my place as the country’s leading football betting scribe, I sometimes yearn for the more glamorous planet of investigative journalism.

When information broke that David Moyes had initiated legal proceedings in opposition to Wayne Rooney for alleging that his ex-boss leaked tales of his ‘cash for a rash’ habit I sensed my possibility.

To get to the bottom of the story, I knew I had to do anything that young Rooney did, with the exception of the old trout.

Soon after conducting my original enquiries, I can confirm that there are establishments that offer this sort of tawdry service, and they open on a Friday evening, a Saturday morning and a Sunday afternoon. I’m not certain if these locations are open in midweek, but my investigation is ongoing.

At this early stage, I wouldn’t like to place funds on Moyes becoming effective in his action, as my overheads have left me almost potless. I’ll try out to recoup a minor by backing Rooney’s United to see off the Moyes boys at 8/11.

It may sound ridiculous to declare that Watford have liked their spell in the prime flight, but some people welcome a spanking on a weekly basis. The Hornets will be finding tonked at Bramall Lane this week, 4/7 is lying on the table.

Manchester Metropolis haven’t scored a Premiership goal in front of their own supporters since New Many years Day. Fortunately for the Psycho, Aston Villa are the next visitors to Eastlands so Vassell is guaranteed a target. The Villa are unbeaten in their previous 6 matches a draw looks the call at 9/4.

Jose Mourinho believes that Manchester United’s opponents are denied penalties as a end result of a ‘new rule’. The Special A single is totally incorrect on this one that directive was launched numerous a long time back. I only have one particular rule this weekend, get on Chelsea at 1/three to see off Bolton.

If i had to pick Wigan’s most steady performer, I’d possibly plump for the chairman he’s been constantly incorrect in each and every interview this season. West Ham can drag Wigan into the relegation battle at 12/five.

Charlton have one particular main benefit over their backdoor threatened rivals, they have the Bent lad up front. The stylish hitman can support Charlton leave Ewood Park with a position at 5/two.

I was surprised that the tabloids discovered it newsworthy to reveal that the royal loved ones are Arsenal enthusiasts. I am fairly positive that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in very last season’s Champions League last I heard he wrote a be aware stating ‘Get it done in Paris.’ The Queen’s favourite group will put one around her favourite shopkeeper at four/nine.

Stevie Gerrard swapped shirts with Frank Lampard after Liverpool’s initial leg defeat in their Champions League semi he’s often had a gentle spot for camping. The Reds will have one eye on the second leg Portsmouth can land the upset at 11/4.

Looking at had been completely devastated when Newcastle won from behind at St James’ previously in the time no one has regretted dropping a lead in such a fashion since Helen Chamberlain’s ex-boyfriend. The Royals can obtain revenge at 21/20.

Middlesbrough are possessing to prepare for next season with out Mark Viduka. Gareth Southgate is explained to be very disappointed but it’s Christmas arrive early for the catering division. Backing the draw between Boro and Spurs at 12/5 will make us all sense that minor bit happier.

Portsmouth, Sheffield United, Arsenal and Studying sort a 14/1 weekend accer that is so liberating, I’ve lastly realised that the female of the species is not a commodity that can be purchased and offered. Renting continues to be a viable choice.

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‘I’m quite positive that Prince Philip supported the Gunners in previous season’s Champions League last I heard he wrote a be aware declaring ‘Get it done in Paris.’ As common, the effortlessly offended ought to steer clear.

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