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Write-up by Gerry McDonnell

I’m definitely not an intellectual the previous e-book I read in its entirety was ‘Little Women’, I identified it quick and boring. I do check out to preserve abreast of developments in the planet of science however, and an report on ‘chaos theory’ lately caught my focus.

Apparently, if a butterfly flaps its wings, the ripple effect can set off a hurricane on the other side of the world. What will happen if Frank Lampard and Wayne Rooney problem for a header on Sunday? If they land concurrently, the England cricket team could be in grave danger.

Although that may possibly be a bone of contention amongst the nerds all mathematicians concur that Man U are worthy favourites to extend their lead about Chelsea at Old Trafford. I advise a punt on United at a novel thirteen/eight.

Here’s a phrase you don’t see each day you have acquired to fancy Wayne Rooney. At odds of thirteen/two to web the opener, he’s the huge player for the huge occasion.

I was very taken aback when a reporter asked for my belief on Les Reed, I stated it really is satisfying, but I prefer to check out it on DVD. I fancy Everton to leave the Valley with three factors at an excitable thirteen/8.

Andy Johnson is not a winger his favoured place is without doubt sprawled in the penalty area soon after minimal speak to. I’m falling above myself to back AJ to open the scoring at eleven/two.

David James was up to his aged tricks final week he flapped at a cross like a cornered vampire. Pompey have by now lost 3- at St James’ Park in the Carling Cup this time one more calamity awaits at 13/ten.

Liverpool and Manchester City share a trait with feminine drivers, they’re all useless on the road. The Pool are the weekend banker at 4/nine.

A few of Looking at players have acquired demise threats in the publish, I ought to discover to shell out my time much more productively. Fulham can dethrone the Royals at a red-blooded six/5.

Incredibly, there hasn’t been a objective scored in the 1st forty minutes of any match played at the Cottage this time. Trend followers will be on HT draw, FT Fulham at nine/2 ‘law of averages’ supporters will be on HT Fulham, FT Fulham at 11/four and Us residents will be at Burger King questioning why they voted for Bush.

It’s not been a good week for Paddy Kenny. A night time out took a flip for the worse when Kenny’s pal quipped that he’d been stirring Paddy’s porridge. An ensuing ruck led to the Sheffield United goalkeeper losing an eyebrow. As opposed to Paddy, I can raise both eyebrows at the generous five/six on supply for a West Ham win.

I am embarrassed to say that I was when injured although eating a doner kebab. I blame the parents if you can’t spell ‘Donna’ correctly, you should not be bringing up youngsters. Spurs ought to be backed at a spicy 10/eleven to see off Wigan.

Paddy and I are not on your own in obtaining ‘unfortunate’ injuries. Dave Beasant was the moment ko’d by a bottle of salad cream, Kevin Kyle scolded his testicles with boiling water and Freddie Ljungberg was recently sidelined by a piece of cheese. Freddie’s now back to total fitness, he can guarantee that Arsenal go away the Reebok with a position at 23/ten.The last time Villa faced Middlesbrough, Lee Cattermole was in tears as the Villa cruised to a 4- win. If you pass up out on the Villa at a colossal five/six, you’ll be crying like Robbie Savage when he misplaced a caravan in the fantastic tornado of 2005 perhaps caused by Shane Warne celebrating a wicket in Perth.

This week’s accer bites the eyebrow of uncertainty and pats the bald head of chaos. Aston Villa, Liverpool, West Ham, Newcastle and Tottenham are the irrefutable choices, the payout is an unyielding eighteen/1.

About the Author

Gerry McDonnell is a specialist odds compiler, component time journalist and total time maniac.

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