Beer Today Scone Tomorrow

Article by Gerry McDonnell

Alcohol is unquestionably cool, but it can often be abused. Previously this week, the wife was rushed to hospital soon after a Buckfast frenzy. I say rushed, but the ambulance took a disgraceful 35 minutes to arrive I’d have driven myself if it wasn’t a Champions League night. The spouse is now in the ‘Soccer AM’ placement, she’s relying on tubes to endure.

It is not all been excellent news this week though I am actually struggling to discover a value wager in the match amongst Arsenal and West Ham. If a gun was put to my head i’d recommend a win for Arsenal at one/2. If a gun was positioned to the wife’s head i’d say that I never ever negotiate with terrorists.

Locating a winner in the Studying v Liverpool match is a much simpler proposition. The arrival of Mascherano has additional true metal to the Scouse armoury I am nicking the evens for a Liverpool win.

David James has had loads of critics above the many years and I’m frightened I have to when again question his decision producing. The Pompey keeper is sporting the campest beard since Wayne Rooney’s minor ginger energy previously in the season. The Manchester United train to titleville is stopping off at Portsmouth I am boarding at 8/15.

Talking of a small ginger hard work, I’ve seen even worse investments than the three/one for Paul Scholes discovering the internet at any time. Sir Alex believes that the refreshed day-sleeper retains the important to United profitable the title I refuse to argue with the vastly knowledgeable Sweaty.

Newcastle United should consider a leaf out of Wayne Rooney’s e-book the Geordies can’t purchase a consequence at the minute. The Toon Army are winless and goalless in their previous 4 league matches Sheffield United can snatch a draw at a sport 23/10.

Lifestyle has been significantly from a picnic for Frank Lampard in recent weeks. The Chelsea goal machine has been attacked by a crazed supporter and dropped by England right after fracturing a bone in his wrist. Now to add insult to injuries, he looks a small bit like Eric Cartman. Chelsea are 4/9 to defeat Tottenham, sweet.

Huge Frank was understandably devastated with the news that Arjen Robben will pass up the rest of the season via harm. Superman has Lois Lane, Spiderman looks to Aunt May well and Fatman desires Robben. Drogba can open the scoring at a heroic 4/one.

Before this year, the Boro have been a lot like me when I was an altar boy they discovered by themselves in all kinds of trouble at the Vicarage. Watford cruised to a two- win on property territory Boro can gain revenge at 8/11.

Emile Mpenza deserves lots of credit. The Belgian striker has not only saved the Psycho from the sack he’s also made us all realise that you can be a top quality footballer and still be named ‘Emile’. I’m creating a meal of the 9/4 for a draw among Town and the bettering Charlton.

Chris Coleman was shocked to discover that his spouse had planted a listening system in his motor. The Fulham manager has it simple my spouse has been bugging me for six decades. Everton can pick up the points versus the Cottagers at 8/eleven.

Robbie Savage’s ongoing recovery from a broken leg has pleased the Blackburn board. The simple fact that the blonde bombshell is nearing a return is secondary they just want the caravan eliminated from the car park. Aston Villa will go away Ewood Park with a point at an immovable nine/4.

The wife is the most good person I know she says ‘yes’ a lot more than the man from Del Monte. Is Wigan v Bolton a stick on draw at 9/four? I too must answer in the affirmative.

I almost never stray away from the gorgeous game, but a few of outstanding betting opportunities have presented themselves more afield. Joe Calzaghe will annihilate Peter Manfredo in the boxing and the beefy Cambridge crew will see off the lightweight Oxford in the rowing. The 8/13 double reminds me of the wife it is a slapper with a dodgy boat race.

Middlesbrough, Liverpool, Guy Utd and a Blackburn draw sort a 15/1 weekend accer that is so angelic, it’s produced me realise how significantly I’d miss the spouse if she failed to recover. She does make a cracking scone.

About the Author

Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.

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